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I could be so much better than I am

I could be so much better than I am

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touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

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thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group

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"The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation"

— Monica Drake- Clown Girl (via yeezy2016)

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Open mic on Thursday.

Open mic on Thursday.

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Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

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Meditation class was good. Helped a nun fix her computer, lost my lunch to a gang of wasps, and may have found a place in woo town

Meditation class was good. Helped a nun fix her computer, lost my lunch to a gang of wasps, and may have found a place in woo town

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No pretty patter but this is absolutely delicious

No pretty patter but this is absolutely delicious

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Come on guys and dolls, im like an okay kisser and i make good bacon sandwiches and im super cuddly.

Come on guys and dolls, im like an okay kisser and i make good bacon sandwiches and im super cuddly.

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I’m a majestic creature looking for another majestic creature to be majestic with.

I’m a majestic creature looking for another majestic creature to be majestic with.

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conditioned my hair its all soft and swooshy

conditioned my hair its all soft and swooshy

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Dreamt all my money was monopoly money and my friend from school brought a kick ass motorcycle at the (non existent) music shop, and i couldn’t buy the mandolin i wanted.

then i went on a date with the new french girl from work.

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andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.

andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.

(Source: al-thaqalayn, via daintylittlepoppins)