sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
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What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group
"The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation"
— Monica Drake- Clown Girl (via yeezy2016)
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Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
Dreamt all my money was monopoly money and my friend from school brought a kick ass motorcycle at the (non existent) music shop, and i couldn’t buy the mandolin i wanted.
then i went on a date with the new french girl from work.